Saturday, January 5, 2008

Jumping jobs

Ms. Mack, I will be unable to perform any Jumping Jobs this year due to what the Star-Ledger insists on calling "the Summer Camp Machete Nightmare." I will, however, be available for Crawling Jobs, Rolling Jobs, and Sitting Quietly Wondering Why Someone Would Give A Retarded Kid A Machete Jobs.

Thank you.

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